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The act of taking heroin for musical inspiration.
Man his music was horrible until he got on that jazz infusion.
A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.
I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.
hell. literal hell on earth. dorbandt is funny, but lizzie doesn’t think so.
“why are you so stressed”
“cause i’m in fucking jazz BAND asshole”
A subgenre of jazz music characterized particularly by its playfulness, analogous to the behavior of squirrels. This is reflected in its frivolous instrument and harmony choices.
The song "Marche no Kuroi Kuma" by Gonzales Mikami is a fine instance of squirrel jazz.
When you like someone and your to shy to tell them so you tell them this
Boy:was gud you like jazz
Girl:OMG yes
When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.
Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam
Mother: Not again! John get over here!
John: I’ve got this
Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?
John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.
A more polite, southern way of saying fuck that shit
I was going to make an appearance Friday at my friends party but I found out my crazy ex was going and I was like bump that jazz, I'm hitting the bar with co-workers.