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noun- an actor, singer, and super hot 17 year old. He acts on the new show Summerland and used to be on All My Children. He is a wonderful singer and looks awesome. He is good looking and everyone wants a piece of him!
-Hey Katie, did you watch that new episode of Summerland?
-No, was Jesse McCartney in it?
-Heck yea, Jesse is so sexy, he makes the whole show!
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A large pink vibrator used for hot lesbian couples who watch far too much Breaking Bad. Pink vibrator yo!
Wanna have some fun with Jesse Pinkman tonight? ;)
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The act of receiving a blowjob from a female who is pooping at the same time.
Matt and Kelly were in the bathroom for 20 minutes, I heard he got an Uncle Jesse!
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extremely sexy, talented actor/singer who sings beautiful songs that would make any hopelessly romantic girl melt.
The lyrics to "Beautiful Soul" and "She's No You" are so cute!
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one of the hottest guys on tv, has been seen on desperate housewives but hes going to have his own tv show soon *aparently*
jesse metcalfe needs to take his top off more often
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A pure virgin, Demonstrates 100% virgin like behaviour and also obtains a micro penis.
Oh look at that virgin, its jesse whiteman!
A seemingly normal guy at first but then you find out he robs, is a predator, spends your money on hookers and drugs and has a rap sheet that’s 18 pages long and then his $10 for “traffic tickets” makes sense because his junkie sister and mom call about his restitution payments
Damn boy that junkie Jesse is passed out in front of my house again leaving me stabbed up sexually crazed deranged notes.