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adj. People that try to hide the very intolerant Jewish religion behind the very tolerant Buddhist Philosophy.
Allen Ginsberg claimed he was a Jewish-Buddhist, but any real Jew worth their torah would have wanted Allen put to death for being a homosexual.
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Being 15 minutes late to everything.
Hey Dick head,you are late! Are you running JST or sumthing
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Also known as STJG, this occurs when Jewish guilt is transferred through a sexual act. Usually from the female partner to the male.
Doctor: "Matt, the results have come back positive. You have sexually transmitted Jewish guilt. Also known as STJG. Have you had relations with any Jewish mothers recently? "
Matt: "Damn you Robertaaaa!!!!"
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Another drinking holiday invented by the Tonight Show.
Todd Leven brought it to Conan's attention that there was no drinking holiday for jews. As it turns out, Todd didn't drink, so he gave their drinking holiday to the black folk.
Thus, Black Jewish drinking day was born.
October 12th is Black Jewish drinking day.
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About to leave or take off.
Refers to a circumsized penis, where the foreskin has been removed or taken "off".
It was great seeing you guys, but I really have to catch my bus, so I'm off like a Jewish foreskin.
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A bunch of druggies whose parents pay 30,000 dollars a year for a college level education. To bad all the people are too focused on getting high on drugs and the social ladder. Everyone is fake, nobody likes anybody and yet somehow everyday is filled with smiles and laughter (especially when there are shadows). Oh and all your personal information is known to every student and teacher and is known usually faster than you do yourself.
people get regular extension on homeworks and tests. People talk behind everyones back. At kehillah Jewish High School, everyone appears to love one another but truly they dont. People at kehillah think they are better than any other school. (only because they are sheltered and have never experianced anything else) people at kehillah are dumb.
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A private school in Palo Alto currently located in what looks like an office building right across the street from the JCC. However expensive, Kehillah provides it's students with a college level education and a community that they can identify with. Some would say it's more of a family than a school. Kehillah has around 150 students so everyone knows everyone and can show their true colors all the time without worrying about being judged harshly.
I'm wearing sweatpants and no makeup to Kehillah Jewish High School today because I can!
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