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Juice Jizz

The accidental occurrence of E-juice spilling or drizzling it's way over parts of your vape you deem undesirable, usually when refilling your tank.

"Great, now there's juice jizz all over my vape."
"I forgot the lid and now there's juice jizz all over my backpack."

by StrangeDeucey June 28, 2019


Jizz Poop

Related to jizzy poop, A Jizz Poop is an action where a penis owning person can poop and jizz at the same time. Thus, this action is called a Jizz Poop.

Variations of the Jizz Poop can include:
- Making it into your own mouth
- Jizzing and Pooping leaving body at same time
- Double Reacharound at the stadium urinals

"Hey man, can you put on the Michigan game man?"
"No man, I was Jizz Pooping."
"Woah man, a good Jizz Poop is my favorite thing in life"

by xxtrevxx42 December 4, 2021


Jizz on dress

Its an angry cult chanting jizz on dress. Someone wear the Monica Lewinsky dress while the crowd goes wild.

Jizz on dress! Jizz on dress

by Richard of arms November 3, 2021


Happy Jizz

When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved

Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers

by Alollipoplover254 February 2, 2015


cotton jizz

1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.

Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.

by reallyfastwind August 31, 2018


jizz dishes

The lower back dimples on a really sexy girl that you just want to fill with your jizz.

Simon: I love lower back dimples.
Harley: Yea, I just want to fill those jizz dishes.

by dirtywordz May 13, 2014


Jizz whip

The act of creating a whip with your jizz.

"I slayed her with my jizz whip"

by Jald May 25, 2014