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Cock Jockey

A lone penis humper, that is often found as a faggot. Cock Jockey's are usually found as stupid plump bastards. Also known as "Ass Bandit" or "Butt Buddy". Cock Jockey's are not rare, there are seen in your everyday life BEWARE!!

DAMN NIGGA!!! That Cock Jockey over there just ate a 5 foot penis!

by Colin Reineck(not a cock jockey) November 12, 2005

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mop jockey

Mexican. Mexicans are janitors and use mops a lot

There is always a mop jocket in the office after hours to clean shit up

by Steven February 16, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


knob-jockey

a jobbing film or video editor who doesn't care about the material they are cutting

I wouldn't hire him, he's just a knob-jockey

by Josh Banzai May 25, 2006

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phone jockey

low IQ mouth breather that answers incoming calls at a place of business

even phone jockeys get laid more than computer geeks

by dickhouse August 3, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


camel jockey

anyone from asia or asian descent, that rides camels

i wanna be a camel jockey...........NOT

by j-e-e-n-e-e-u-s February 21, 2005

40๐Ÿ‘ 176๐Ÿ‘Ž


knob-jockey!

a nimphomaniac who uses penises as a jockey would a horse!

A:Where were u last night?
B:Wit sum lad...wots his name again...? Cant remember he was good tho!
A:Ahhh, ur sum knob-jockey!

by ---Sarah--- June 26, 2007

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palm jockeys

At an event (public, private, a party, etc.) where someone speaks (small speech; gives a toast; etc.) and everyone in the audience applauds automatically--in a kiss-ass sort of way.

"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.

When Obama gave his speech, it was interrupted, every few seconds, by the applause from the Kool-Aid drinking crowd...to which Mike uttered, sarcastically: "What a bunch of palm jockeys."

by mike87111 April 20, 2010

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