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Julian is awesome, and really really smart. He may not know it but he is totally Milo’s type. He’s got a fat ass, seems gay but usually isn’t but is somehow friends with all the queers. His sexuality is like a ruler, its straight but bendy. Julian if you’re reading this Milo thinks you are hot.
Julian is so fineee, look at that extra-volumous assss
People named julian (also born on April 2)are the most smexy people. They also always want smex in medbay ;)
L: that guy over there is so hot
M: that’s because his names Julian
people named this are very smexy and normally born on april 2nd
me: what’s that guys name he’s so smexy?
friend: i think his name is julian
me: that explains it
very hot and loving man that has very large genitals. he loves sports and women and pulls many women. every women loves him and wants him.
Audrey saw Julian and fell in love.
a dummy thicc man with a very clappable ass
julian smash or pass
smash
Julian loves Ada. Wants to bang her good he denys but it's true
A Julian is someone who wipes their ass after shitting but not enough to stop the stains from appearing when they pull up their pants, they will often procrastinate and do stuff like write definitions out on a community- driven website instead of their biology homework. They are obsessed with pop tarts but stay skinny and lost their virginity at age 12 due to lack of parental supervision at the family gathering.
-Friend 1: Hey why did you leave school early
-Friend 2: Julian was self- stimulating on my notebook again