bubble jumping

The act of responding to a text (within a text conversation) in an asymmetrical fashion, often a result of individuals texting each other who compose messages at different relative speeds.

Alludes to the 'bubbles' in the user interfaces of most popular messaging apps.

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Person A: picture of waves at beach
Person B: “Nice Waves”
Person A: jumped bubble“8-10 feet is a little out of my league still”
Person B: neutral reply to jumped bubble “Ya Baby”
Person A: “but I’m going to Mexico next week and basically gonna surf all week!”
Person A: “So maybe I’ll be ready for those bad boys soon”
Person B: place saving while the 3 dots shows person B is on to the next text bubble “ I know what you mean”
Person B: desperate attempt to disambiguate “ Not about Mexico. About league dissonance”

2.

"I was trying to casually chat about surfing, but we just kept bubble jumping and I got bored."
"well, only boring people get bored, you know?"

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Mouse Jump

A cliche used when anything unanticipated happens, typically used as a cop-out. Origin is from the cursor behavior seen on personal computers when moving the mouse causes the cursor to travel quickly and erratically across the monitor clicking on items, moving files, starting applications, or causing other unintended actions.

I tried to send you that TPS report, but my "mouse jumped" and it is gone now.

I said no to drugs, but my "mouse jumped" and now I'm an addict.

We used a condom, but my "mouse jumped" and now she's pregnant

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Bush Jumping

Trying to jump a bush.

BOBBY-no balls to jump that bush infront of the school
(jonny runs and jumps a bush, but falls into the next bush)
JonnyB- that hurt it gave me cuts all over my body
(female)Cop- did you just jump that bush
JonnyB- yes i did jump the bush
(female)Cop- You are coming with me for Bush Jumping

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Jumping Beans

People who unexpectedly jump into a Spanish accent mid-sentence when pronouncing the word "Latino," only to finish their statement in accent-free English.

Though Jumping Beans were at one time Latino newscasters exclusively, people of any race or occupation can now be Jumping Beans.

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the jump off

When something fantastic happens that will enable for more good things to happen in the future

As seen in the song "The Jump Off" by Plastic Little

A 40 and and a blunt... that's the jump off
Shawty had a gun and a block 'bout to rob the chinese shop, while she's suckin' my cock... now that's a two part jump off

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Jumping Jacks

amazing sex between two amazing people. May happen while:

-being underwater
-being upside-down
-rolling down a hill
-being in public
-being anywhere or doing anything

Jumping Jacks are a really good cardio exercise. We pretty much do them all the time.

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Jump Stupid

From the Neo-Ghetto era.....To oppose another in a violent manor

oh, so you gonna jump stupid on me?

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