A creepy dude you don't admit to being friends with. Always willing to take the drunk chick home from the party. Drinks and eats your food . Drives an ugly truck. Loves dildos.
Don't invite that guy he is a Kevin...
Damn, Kevin's here we have to bail...
Don't let Kevin drive you home kenra...
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An imperial Jesus-like figure. Everyone bows down to him and anyone that disrespects him is sent to the field.
Matteo: "I'm reading the Bible."
Kevin: "That looks like my autobiography!"
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A minion, kinda looks like a yellow sausage, wears overalls, and has a bunch of his minion friends.
he also has 2 buddies in the movie called "Minions" and those buddies are named Bob and Stuart
Kevin talks funny!
I like the way he sounds, too. his voice sounds funny too!
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Kevin is a man who is part of the KKK and likes to go by the name of Pablo Jr who likes to fuck 80 year old men.
*Kevin fucks 80 year old man*
Kevin: Welcome to the KKK
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a kevin flirts with literally every girl. he thinks he is so big but in reality heβs like 1 inch. he sucks and no matter how hard he tries he will never be funny. he looks like an avocado and probably deepthroats pickles.
nobody:
kevin: -deepthroats a pickle-
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