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When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.
Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.
Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”
An erection that won't go away.
Milton took an extra viagra and battled a reverse kobe all day. That thing just stayed up.
A nigga with some big ass lips. He funny as hell nd keep you laughing. Oh yea, he likes to eat.
Aye... that nigga Ta-Kobe got some big lips and always eating.
Is the day we celebrate Gianna and Kobe since they died
We celebrate Gianna plus Kobe
To honor the life and career of Kobe Bryant participants are given the choice between drinking either: 8 shots of liquor in 24 minutes, or 24 shots of liquor in 8 hours. No vomiting is allowed for a minimum of three hours after the last shot
Yo Bryan did you see Kamil hit the Kobe Challenge last night?
Yeah I did, he decided to get it over with and just do the 8 shots in 24 seconds even!
A small but smooth guy, But when messed with might be one hell of a person to calm down, He won’t hold back anything when it’s time to handle his business.
Don’t mess with Kobe Glass, Your gonna regret it.