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red lord

A man who has a fetish for sex with menstruating women.

When Jessica is horny on her period she just summons The Red Lord to take care of her needs.

by Tallstlman April 15, 2020


Crumb Lord

Someone that is stubborn or uncooperative over the smallest issues and make them bigger deals in doing so. This is usually done in an attempt to stroke the ego and/or demonstrate 'alpha'.

Harry: Hey Dave would you mind getting your clothes out of the living room? I have friends coming by
Dave: DUDE, FUCK YOU. CAN'T YOU SEE IM WATCHING THE GAME?
Harry: You're such a crumb lord

by Hamhock Jones March 13, 2017


bathroom lord

A bathroom lord is someone who claims, and or stays in the bathroom to long

"Chloe is such a bathroom lord, all she does is put on her make-up."

by Disco Anus May 01, 2014


Lord Eg

An all powerful god of EGS UNITED. The strongest (by far) group in BREAKFASTS UNITED

Oh my!! Lord Eg is coming to the meeting today! We better get ready..

by Lord Eg March 30, 2021


Lord Eg

A very cool Eg who runs the cult - EGS UNITED. , he is very powerful and has a difficult time dying. his limbs were cut off in the FIRST GREAT EG WAR but he uses training with Strong Eg as a coverup.

Lord Eg is so cool!! Where do i get robotic limbs like his???

by Lord Eg March 26, 2021


Lord Voldemort

Lord Voldemort is a Half-blood wizard. He has other names, such as, You-Know-Who, He who must not be named and The Dark Lord, something only his gang, The Death Eaters, call him. He is the son of Pure-blood witch Merope Gaunt and Muggle Tom Riddle Senior.
As a result of having seven horcruxes, Voldemort has red eyes, pale white skin and no nose.

Lord Voldemort looked nicer as a kid.

by MelonBed April 12, 2019


Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings is an amazing trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. Lord of the Rings takes place in Middle Earth. Frodo Baggins is a Hobbit and he lives in Shire with his uncle, Bilbo Baggins. One day a grey wizard visits them and sends Frodo and his friends on a giant adventure, to save Middle Earth. In Hobbit his uncle, Bilbo finds a golden,powerful ring in the Misty Mountains while he was on an adventure with Gandalf, the wizard and the dwarves. Frodo needs to take the ring and throw it in the Mountain of Doom of Mordor where Sauron's eye rules. Will they make it alive? Or will someone die? Find out while watching the movies or reading the books!

I reccomend reading the books first and after watching the movies :)

This is a little summary of Lord Of The Rings

by selfpuffs September 01, 2019