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Late Night Stiffy

Those moments when you’re up late and get a grade-a raging cock penis boner hard enough to penetrate the earth’s crust

Girl on FaceTime: hey lol let’s stay up all night

Guy on FaceTime: I CANT THE LATE NIGHT STIFFY HAS STRUCK AGAIN

by _The_Fool_ May 16, 2023


cooking late

when someone is horny;he/she wanna sex

kris, you're so cooking late
you're horny,don't be cooking late

by summe November 19, 2010


Late-night-talk

A late-night-talk is a deep talk between two or more people (it must be a small group) that occurs between night and drawn. Usually on a quite place like a balcony or a living room, with chill music in a low volume, alcohol and/or other substances in lower doses. The themes usually are personal so these talks are exclusive to who participated on them and must be interpreted has a bounding.

After the party I had a late-night-talk with Jimmy and Karen, I wish you were there it was amazing!

by Albiito July 12, 2018


Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.

I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.

by OzzySnozzy October 12, 2021


2 Late 2

2 Late 2 Love symbolizes a life catch-22: shattered trust in others leads to a loss of self-trust, hindering self-love and consequently, the ability to love others fully.

The majority of time a result of trauma or the conditioning of such environments which struggled to provide what it has been deprived of.

Person A: Can you imagine the amount of Trauma they really had to push through even be here today?

Person B: 2 Late 2 Love to soon, way too soon, that's all I know.

Person C: F**k! Way 2 Late 2 Love!

by kn0w1dg3 February 25, 2024


late yellow

When you drove through traffic lights on red, but don't want to addmit that in front of someone

kid: Dad why didn't you stop when the light was red?
u: Shut up, it was a late yellow

by Lexy Karmiński January 3, 2020


tea-a-late

the process of making tea

my tea was sitting on the counter tea-a-late-ing

by chris & randy March 9, 2007