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A withered flaccid penis possibly but not necessarily coupled with an inability to gain an erection.
Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.
"Dude I was about to fuck her but all of a sudden I went lazy shortbread."
"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"
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Lazy showers : lazy students who don't study.
Ms.alymer:" You lazy showers ,take out your books."
Students:"laugh"
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An individual who waits until the last possible moment before going to the toilet for a shit, thus not having to waste any energy in expelling said turd as it explodes out all by it's self.
What do you mean, you need a toilet now? you should have gone earlier, you lazy shitter!!
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It is the sharp pains you get in your ribs when there is work to be done
Mom: Go out there and help you Dad in the garden
Son: Ouch ouch my ribs
Mom: get out of here with your lazy pains boy
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Most Common birthday of this wild species: 17th February.
Names vary but have known to have started with the letters Z or S and end with N or A.
Height range of this creature: 4’7-5’1
This creature has been found to be the middle child of the family in numerous occasions in historical records
Frequently seen as a 12/10
Has very substantial anger issues due to multiple reasons unknown to historians.
Has genetic links to the famous child’s cartoon ‘Teletubbies’ characters. How usual.
The Lazy Bum was too lazy to get out of bed
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Basically it means you are lazy, but you are skilled in many things.
I'm not a couch potato, I am lazy but talented. I can play guitar, skate, make someone's day better and a whole lot of other things.
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