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When a cleavage looks kind of perky and happy but also a little on the sad any unperky side at the same time.
"Have you seen Emily's breasts? Her tits are like "Wow!" but also kind of "Meh." at the same time... I feel like her cleavage is somehow smiling at me--but also frowning at me! It's like she's got that whole Mona Lisa Cleavage thing going on. You know, like auntie Sara."
Undefinably Awsome
You will Explode when you meet her from The Awsomeness of Lisa Drewes
A beautiful young lady with a strong head and a warm heart. She gets all the guys and even some girls. She loves everyone but she isn't a how. You go girl!
The new girl is so nice. Shes such a Lisa fraser
November 15th, a day to celebrate what kindness can do and to acknowledge people who made an impact on your life with kindness.
"What day is it today?"
"Don't you know? It's Annual Lisa day! I got you a chocolate. Thank you for being my friend!"
"Ah! I can't believe I forgot. I'll get you a cupcake later!"
Lisa Fischer is an American singer and songwriter. She found success with her 1991 debut album So Intense, which produced the Grammy Award–winning hit single "How Can I Ease the Pain".
when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.
driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
The notion that while there isn't necessarily something wrong with someone/something, the two elements aren't a match.
"Dude, why did y'all break up?"
"Classic Mona Lisa Principle. She was beautiful, mysterious, and intriguing, but (pointing to my brain) didn't match a damn thing in my house."