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Lizard Dick

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.

I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection

Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick

by November 13, 2022


Scrounge lizard

A person who loves to look and dig around in old houses and resale shops and sometimes trash looking for more junk for their collection.

We need to clean out the garage Tonya let’s get ahold of the scrounge lizards to see if they want this stuff.

by Drumdog74 June 5, 2022


Slime lizard

A woman who only consumes your jizz

That hoe be my slime lizard twofoem

by Penisiisi September 4, 2021


Cute lizard

Term used for lesbian

@_haikyuu.dumbass_ is a cute lizard

by Theterribletherapist February 28, 2017


Chasing the lizard

When a lot lizard, performs oral so well you're chasing the BJ forever after

Man that lot lizard, blew me so good, I've been chasing the lizard since.

by Lizardchaser July 27, 2022


Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.

Masturbation, Yank The Lizard

by LizardYanker69 October 16, 2017


Hallucinogenic Lizards

A tribe of savage lizards that have only been observed in the wild by psilocybin tripp'n junkies.

Hallucinogenic Lizards are swarming Scarlett Johansson's Bum.

by Shougo July 20, 2024