log splitter

Also known as Thong underwear or bikini.

When i was at the strip club i said to my friend " check out the log splitter on that sweet biotch "

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Log

In essence, another term for shit or crap. Log can be used to describe something that is not enjoyable, annoying, useless, ect. Its an all encompassing word for negativity, and can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

"Sara is so log, she keeps yelling at me."
"Today's weather is massively loggish."
"YOUR DEFINITION IS A TOTAL LOG."
"I've really got to log, where's the washroom?"

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yule log

Wrapping a Christmas bow around your penis and placing it on a female (or male) companions face.

Dude, I totally gave her the Yule Log last night!

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Andy’s log

Andy’s log is a large cylindrical shaped hunk of feces which is used to clog the throats of his fans

God my throat got so clogged by Andy’s log

Meat log

Your penis

She slowly grabbed and started eating my meat log

log of terror

1. A poop so viscous as cause one to terrify their anus, their everlasting spirit, their decimated innards and similar effects to all within the vicinity.

2. The opposite to love, if love was feces.

3. The worst theme park ride ever.

As soon as i dropped the log of terror, the seasons began to change. As did my marriage.

log flogger

A person who is a serial masterbator

Danir is a log flogger from way back