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a big beefy boujee girl who isnt afraid to gobble up your mans toes,she is also attracted to apples and she is too much of an annoying slag to get a boyfriend so she tries to fill her loneliness with a bunch of hot celebrities who are out of her league and will never know she exists
NO ONE LIKES LUCIA MARIA
dang did you see Lucia maria didn’t know she could suck multiple toes at once
Maria-Yamouna is the type of person who’s a bit freaky on the inside. She has a little obsession with sharting and pissing, and appreciates it when people call her stinky. She believes in normalizing walking around naked and loves sleeping naked. Be careful though cause she can turn a bit psycho at times and will scare you. Nevertheless she is so beautiful and hot, and is one of the most stylish and trendy people you’ll ever meet. She’s a giver and will always make you feel loved. Sometimes she doesn’t know when to shut up and can be very very loud. Lastly, she’s def a big wine lover.
Maria-Yamouna just sharted!
OMG Maria-Yamouna is so gorgeous.
A female with a mullet that believes it looks good and is in style.
The police chief will be in later to perm her Maria-Mullet .
Have a pretty face and at the same time has a good heart. Sometimes she's mean but kind all the time. She gives love wholeheartedly to her love ones. She can be your bestfriend, sister, bro or whatever you needed. She'll give anything you want even though she's in pain.
Maria Elouisa loves to listen
Maria Elouisa cries alot but she is strong
A girl named Maria João is usually one of the best friends you can have. She is very quiet and shy around new people, but that’s just because she is judging if you are worthy of their precious time (not to be wasted on dull weird people, understandably). Once she has decided you’re trustworthy, she will lit up your life! She is goofy, funny, deadly gorgeous, super smart and usually small, but she stands her ground. Etymologically a “maryjane” is gracious and kind but once trust is betrayed, she will forever remember that – which is basically true, so better not to mess with her! Living well is important to her, and she will be happy when well fed. She overthinks basically every human interaction ever to exist, but in a day-to-day basis she is easy-going, practical, self-reliant, stoic and ambitious. She pours her heart in everything she does and has a way of understanding the heart of the ones in need. She is determined and will keep going when others would’ve given up ten kilometers back, even if she has doubts on her potential. She can be so down-to-earth that sometimes their gaze tips downwards (and focus on the negatives rather than the possibilities) and should be be encouraged to believe in her gigantic potential and dream the dreams she deserves. Maria João will always have your back and love you even if you are not the type of person that wants to run a marathon like she does. She is the best person towards the people she loves the most and is the best hugger.
Random person 1: That girl is f*cking incredible!
Random person 2: What were you expecting? She is a Maria João.
Where to start....? First of all, Laura Maria's are very smart, they always know a good advice or an answer. They are always there for you when you need them. They can be very hot if they want and are also very pretty. I hope that everyone gets to know a Laura-Maria in his Life. Thank you for existing!
Me:Ugh,I don't understand this! Laura Maria can you help me?
Laura-Maria:Should I explain it to you?
Me:Yes, please that would be really helpful!
Laura-Maria: No problem!