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I'm not made of money

No, but you've got lots of it in da bank!!

An excellent example of how da saying "I'm not made of money" can be very deceptive (i.e., da speaker is actually "loaded") would be Ethan Couch's infamous "affluenza" defense --- he never claimed dat he or any of his family-members were actually constructed of hundred-dollar bills, but he was still indirectly bragging about how wealthy they were.

by QuacksO June 9, 2020


Momma's home made tea

When your Hager old mom wears her granny panties a week straight to exercise and do yoga, then on the last day boils them in hot water skid marks and all to make a cup of tea.

Have you ever tried momma's home made tea I had some the other night at Dustin's place it helped me sleep. Momma's home made tea opened up my eyes to the vast richness of flavors.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023


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BejripytombenningfieldouBJrags juniorelbjaloods made in AMERICA 🇺🇸 by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior. Bejripytombeds🪦🛌 doubjragons 🐲🐉relbjaloods 🩸.

I invented and made and created and started BejripytomBemmimgfieldoubjrags juniorelbjaloods made in AMERICA. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by LBJAY July 6, 2024


to fuck your mother made of bullshit

stuff

idk to fuck your mother made of bullshit

by HOTTY MC SCOTTY November 21, 2022


Made in the image of God

No, it... Um... It doesn't say that about women. It says women are made from Adam's rib.

Dr. JeepJorp "But... Um... I... That's a... You see, the translation... Or something... You see know God PUNISHES Moses for kind of vaguely trying to 'force' the stick to be magic in the story, right? So I can broaden that into a condemnation of rape kind of, right? Cus we're made in the image of God, you see... Um... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024


he grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football

Rugby is much rougher then football so the way he grabbed his hair made him understand the difference.

"He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football." - Red, White & Royal Blue

by nickname28 September 25, 2023


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BejripytomBenningfield juniorelbjaloods

Leader and co founder of bejripyts and doubjrags and relbjaloods Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created and started bejripytombenningfieLD juniorelbjaloods made in america. Lonnie Benningfield junior the black American original gANBJrASTEr gANBJrASTA. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by LBJAY July 8, 2024