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A male or female of African-American heritage that appears in a movie, story, or play, often with some sort of magical, sage powers, strictly for the purpose of providing such wisdom to the white hero, for no apparent reason, but just when he or she needs it the most. They often then immediately depart from the story altogether.
The Magic Negro has no life of his or her own, but seems to see all, know all, and divine all, due to their humble roots and avoidance of the racist white power structure that our hero-of-European-heritage so nobly rebels against. Typically appearing in 19th century- or early-20th century period pieces, the Magic Negro has more recently been seen dispensing his or her powers from within the existing white establishment, as with the character of Morpheus in "The Matrix."
Not to be confused with Barack Obama, who had a lengthy career as a lawyer and state senator which was often overlooked by many American conservatives, eager to pass him off with a dismissive stereotype, despite the fact that upon assuming the Presidency in 2009, had more government and legal experience than George W. Bush did in 2001.
See also, Magical Negro.
John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan) in "The Green Mile," Bagger Vance (Will Smith) in "The Legend of Bagger Vance," and Cash (Don Cheadle) in "The Family Man" are all textbook examples of the Magic Negro.
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1. When a girl is less attractive than the guy she is with
1. When you see an unattractive girl with a really hot boyfriend you say; 'She must have a magic vagina'
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Term used by the late great Rick James referring to Charlie Murphy's "Darkness" (pre-Wesley Snipes era). Someone who has this trait is of an unexplainably dark complexion. David Ortiz on steroids is also an acceptable example of "Black Magic".
"Darkness, you evil mothafucka, you as cold as ice, black magic..... Fuck yo couch nigga!"
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A very rare species of unicorn, that can only found and riden by a person who has required the mystical candy canes.
The Magic Unicorns are known to have special powers that let them fly very fast, and have special healing powers, that let them heal their riders.
Magic Unicorns are also the only known cure for Nataliosis.
The magic unicorn flys so fast
I found the mystical candy canes, now I can get the magic unicorn!
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Blue magic is what Harlem kingpin Frank Lucas labeled on his heroin. In other words, another name for heroin.
"Blue Magic,that's a brand name." A line from the movie "American Gangster"
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The act of removing greasy and/or crusty pubic hair from the crotch region and sprinkling them on a victim. Can also be placed on or in an edible item or beverage.
When's the last time you showered?, that magic dust had crotch crickets in it.
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I did some Black Magic the other night it was fucking INSANE
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