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The BEST video game ever, literally. Released in 2007 for the Wii. Mario is invited to the Star Festival, which occurs every 100 years. As Mario arrives, Bowser turns up on cue and destroys the festival, and kidnaps Peach and takes to his new galaxy. Mario is blasted into space, and later wakes up on a distant planet, where he learns disaster has also struck Rosalina, a princess in space. Her power stars have been lost, and found by Bowser. Mario must go to many different galaxies, and regain the 120 power stars. They can get Mario across the world to where Bowser has Peach. Somewhat familar to Super Mario 64.
Man 1: What game should I get for my new Wii?
Man 2: Super Mario Galaxy!! Its the BEST!!
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Girls who pass by your dorm room when the door is open and they just waltz in and freak out when they see you have an N64 and any Mario game, especially Party, Kart and Tennis and they decide to become your new best friend.
Girls pass by an open dorm room door, converse within earshot of the inhabitants of the dorm, come in and begin with:
Girls: Hey are you guys going out tonight? We need dates.
Guys: No, we're not going out tonight.
Girls: Is that an N64, do you have Mario Tennis?!
Guys: Yes.
Girls: Can we come play with you all the time now?
Guys: You're a bunch of fucking Mario Tennis Whores
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so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.
a: man, last night was so shit faced.
b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.
a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.
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a game from nintendo that involves a lot of gay people/wierd little animal things that take part in some extremely unrealistic and waaaay to dangerous games, but it is also really fun!
toadette - mushroom!
toad -BLEARGGH!!!
luigi - luigi like it like that!
2. mario party
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When you have multiple consecutive farts in the same pattern as the starting sequence of a Mario Kart race.
John: pft pfft pfft PFFFFTTTTTTTT!
Jake: "Dude that was a sick nasty Mario Kart fart!"
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A video game that works on the Wii (obviously). It's all about racing and battling each other with Wii Wheels (sold seperately)
I beat my sister at Mario Kart Wii (whoohoo!)
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code word for making out when you don't want all persons listening to know.
Bob: Where did Sally and Luke go?
Jane: Oh, they're just downstairs playing Mario Kart.
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