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Spouse's great-grandpibling's spouse.
My great-grandpibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
Progressive marriage is a marriage that allows for either party to openly seek other romantic individuals. Both individuals are okay with the open marriage and it is not considered cheating.
John is married to Sarah, Sarah understands that John is attracted to other women, as she is also attracted to other men, they both see other individuals with consent from each other all while being married and in love. This is a progressive marriage that is open ended with no secrets as both parties are aware of the open relationship.
To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.
That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.
When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...
I can't believe he had a crack head marriage to that skanky whore!
When someone ties a drinking straw around one of your fingers you are now 'straw married.' Theere is no limit as to how many spouses you can have.
Straw marriages usually occur during mass consumption of alcohol.
-Sean tied a straw round my finger last night.
-Oh, so you had a straw marriage?