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Bed to me

When you’re so tired of someone’s drama you sleep great

Yep she’s bed to me now and I slept great”

by chHAad January 17, 2021


Drag me

An intense form of "Read Me". To talk about a person with utter accuracy and shade, but not really shade because it is all true. Used originally by Black, gay men, and then broadly used across Twitter to reply to tweets that seemed to be directed to the reader. It's acknowledging the shade was perfect against one's own person and having no response to it.

Imagine a person in a fight being dragged by her braids, edges all askew, wig on the ground, because someone's insult hit them square in the chest.

Similar in tone to "read me", "fight me" or "@ me next time."

"Well you know I'm very rich."
"Honey, where are the riches? In your preowned, base model Jaguar or in the house you had to file bankruptcy to keep?"
"OMG Bitch drag me!"

"Women have no trouble responding to 'nice guys' when they're hungry."
Girl why is this tweet dragging me?!

by HeIsSoShady October 13, 2020


me dammit

1. When god is frustrated, angry, sad, etc. he exclaims this instead of God dammit

God: Jesus clean your room!

Jesus: But dad!

God: me dammit do as you're told!

by Alcoholic Seman Thrower April 2, 2013


Be me a bone

When you’re brother says leave me alone it a mocking come back that asserts your dominance

Brother: leave me alone

You: be me a bone
Brother: just leave me alone

You: I can’t leave you alone till you be me a bone

by Ace Avocado March 31, 2019


Bite me

A euphemism for "fuck off".

Bite me, you son of a bitch.

by Lukav July 17, 2018

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fist me

When you shove a fist up a girls pussy

Fist me daddy harder

by Butt clicker February 22, 2016

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spare me

Usually said in a sentence while someone's trying to tell you b/s, lie, or whatever. You just don't want to hear it anymore.

Boyfriend: I swear I didn't cheat! She went on top----
Girlfriend: You know what, Spare me the details and drama. We're through.

by SparexMe_Loser December 27, 2010

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