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methodical

The world’s truest cutie.

Did methodical see that you told him that his voice sounds milky?

by Not Ee February 12, 2022


methodical

the world’s truest cutie

Did methodical see that you told him that his voice sounds milky?

by Not Ee February 12, 2022


The Griezman Method

"The Griezman Method": A revolutionary technique that involves the delicate application of an ice cube to one's lower sphincter (anus), with the aim of inducing a temporary state of sensory numbness.

This groundbreaking approach aims to temporarily numb the senses, providing a unique sensation that can only be described as an Arctic tingle for your backside.

Often performed in moments of personal introspection or sheer curiosity, practitioners of the Grisman Method gracefully glide an ice cube along the contours of their posterior, resulting in a symphony of shivers and a chilling experience that can make even the iciest landscapes feel cozy by comparison.

It is worth noting that the Griezman Method requires a certain finesse, as excessive rubbing may lead to unexpected consequences, such as an inadvertent case of polar posterior or temporary frigid fanny syndrome.

In an attempt to mimic Arctic explorers, Emily suggested they partake in the Griezman Method during their camping trip. Unfortunately, their frozen minges put a chill on the entire adventure."

Before engaging in anal play, Samantha would always employ the Griezman Method, gently rubbing an ice cube on the area to create a numbing sensation for enhanced comfort.

by mr iceman May 25, 2023


The Hyde Method

Answering a quoted question with another quote.

“ i used the Hyde method on my homework We had to respond to a quote on how money solves your problems so i replied that ‘Mo money, mo problems’”

by Killerdolfin April 27, 2022


broken record method

repeatedly say no to a hoebag that has a crush on you but you hate this person

I used the broken record method on her

by Camicorn Raptor March 7, 2017


Parini Method

Stimulating oneself sexually before partaking in a long distance running event so as to increase ones testosterone levels and thus, run faster.

Tom: Hey, where's John?

Steve: He's in the bathroom using the Parini Method.

by Brisbane367 September 21, 2014


Thumb Method

When you jerk off over your pants using just your thumb. This is commonly used by those who have an inability to release sperm.

When I was sleeping with my parents in third grade, I used the thumb method so I could get off without them knowing.

by October 6, 2020