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A man often known as a slut. One who always gets bottom during sex
That slut Michael had sex again, and he was on the bottom
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A boy who is tall, skinny and not that cute, but still attractive. Funny and a nerd, he often makes silly but cute mistakes, and has questionable fashion choices. He is inmuture but sensible at the same time and always a dork. Loves all manners of nerd movies like Doctor Who and Lord of the Rings. Usually homeschooled.
Me: Michael, what are you doing?
Micheal: building a TARDIS.
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A gay Kid with autism who needs even more help cuz he has aids and ADHD
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Usually blonde or brunette. A sweet and genuine guy when you're alone with him. But tends to be at least a little different when both you are around other people. Good taste in music. Drummer. On the other hand, he cheats and makes out with most of the color guard as well as others. Has a girl best friend. His best friend seems to have a major crush on him but won't admit it.
Person: Michael's a good kisser but can't go out with him since he cheats.
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an ugly little hoe
Dave: "You're a bitch"
Greg: "You're a Michael"
Dave: "I think I'm gonna go home
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A Michael is a rare breed of a man. You know you have spotted a Michael when A. He has long hair (usually running his hands through it, Michael's are obsessed with their hair), walking barefoot or in sandals through out all seasons, typically dressed in casual wear (normally wearing the same outfit for days every week). B. Is ranting about different philosophies, nature, or well... just about anything, really. This type of male is known to be a human encyclopedia. He has a tendency to get extremely hyper one moment, jumping on things and such and extremely moody the next (usually caused by hunger). A Michael of this breed, can become extremely restless, frustrated by gossip, and too passionate without warning. Usually this type of human being can be spotted with a Krystal.
"I just had the most random adventure with Michael today."
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Major fuck boy with a pimply face
Michael fucked Colten's girlfriend.
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