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The thing you search on google when you want to get a virus on your computer.
I downloaded free Minecraft and my computer stopped working.
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A minecraft virgin is still a chad but is not married snice he plays minecraft all day playing bed wars and skyblock.He is a good guy maybe has a youtube that has 1 or 2k subs.
Minecraft virgin: Hello minecraft chad,Want to beat up that minecraft kid?
Minecraft chad: yes virgin minecrafter.
*They beat up the minecraft kid*
Minecraft kid: OMG YOU HACK I HATE YOU WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa UUU HACKDER IOMGSW DW8QYRM TYOUeqzsucks 3iu
Get a minecraft virgin mug for your little brother.
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A term very popular among the 7yo kids who think to be 18yo, they insult all the great ganes cause they think they look cool, they want to seem adults but actually are 6-7yo, "minecraft is for kids" is probably the most common term they use , they also say fortnite is for real men, they are also the kind if kids who on roblox call others "kid" for not having bobuk, those kids would say that piggy and adopt me are way better than the classic games
Kid: Lol noob, you play minecraft? Its for kids
Pro gamer: LMAO, then whats your age?
Kid: 18, yours must be 5
Pro gamer: lol, ur so stupid that u cant even count
Kid: shit up kiddo, fortnite is better
Pro gamer: if you hate mc why did you play it and join my world?
Kid: WHAAAAT , I DID NO JOIN
Pro gamer:you are rn, stfu , go back to ur fortnite
*pro gamer bans kid*
Kid's mind: bruh, can he just understand that minecraft is for kids , fortnite is way better
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According To all known Laws of Aviation there is no way a Minecraft Bee should be able to fly
Its blocky Shape looks too fat to fly
The Minecraft Bee of Course Flys anyway
Timmy: Bees
John: Minecraft Bee
Timmy: Wait What
*Minecraft Bee comes over*
*the Bee Rapes Timmy*
Timmy: *punches bee*
*whole Bee Colony Comes Over with the Mad Emoji Face
Timmy:O h s h i t.
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the best version of minecraft, yet most people can't afford it.
Minecraft java is better than bedrock
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Those annoying kids on the bus or at school that play minecraft and recite lines from asdf
Jennifer: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Joey: "playing minecraft."
Jennifer: "ok. As long as you don't become a minecraft kid"
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