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my bro: look i am playing call of duty mobile
me:"calls police"
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What I'm on right now, the phatest phone not yet on the market, the sidekick 1 was a huge success, n this phone I love it, mayb later wen I give a fuk about this website ill make a real definition
Yo breezy, check out my new phone/pda
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firstly piss on your left hand, then pick up your phone with only the palm of your left hand, while positioning your right hand on the back of the phone and with your left hand swipe up and down several times and todah! custom splashscreen for mobile
mondieu on construct 3: How to make custom splashscreen for mobile?
me: hahaha i know how :)
Any woman who serves but one purpose in life....that being to gain favor with men by being known for one thing and one thing only.
A polite name for a women of very loose morals.
Also, a women who gets around, literally.
The best thing that you can say about her is that she's a self-propelled mobile sperm receptacle.
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Practically an RTX 2060 or a dumb and smaller version of the RTX 2080. It's meant for overpriced laptops
I got an RTX 2080 Max-Q Mobile and it's pretty good
Dude you could've built a PC with better specs and save 200+ dollars and just buy a regular laptop for other things
WELL NOW I CAN MOVE IT PLACES AND OVERHEAT THE CPU SO SUCK IT!!
a slummy shithole in Jackson New Jersey. where the people are mostly asshole douche bags who all think they are better than everyone else they think they are Aryan or hicks but the majority of them listen to rap/hip-hop "music". and drive beat up p.o.s vehicles and drive like it is the indi 500 even some pizza restaurants won't deliver for fear of being robbed this place is drug infested and the cops are here on a daily basis
lets go get some drugs and listen to crappy music while hailing Hitler at shady oaks mobile home park
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The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.
Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'
Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'
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