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the state of being extremely out of luck or in dire circumstances (usu. used with "he/she was absolutely..." or "we were absolutely..."
Shane was out of bullets, the branch he was on was cracked, and the wolves were circling beneath. He knew he was absolutely get the monkey.
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In cafeterias and dining halls: a small bowl for serving side dishes such as vegetables or fruit.
"Yo, Dave! Get some more monkey dishes for the peas. We're almost out of 'em!"
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slang term used for Charley Horse which refers to very painful muscle spasms or constrictions , term was originated by the Puerto Rican} where the magic happens, although he claims it has been a term used for generations, severe pain balls up in your shin leaving you no other choice than to grab it, stretch it out, stand on it, rub it, or hit it until it goes away, mainly occurs at night or very commonly during sex
She had just gotten on top of him when Miguel wrenched in pain and reached for his leg, "Monkey Jumper!" Thankfully it went away and they finished without any more monkey jumper interruptions.
the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.
Dude i got the worst yogurt monkey walking back from the club last night.
One who rests in between the bosoms of another woman.
OMG, Billy Bob is always taking naps on my bosoms! What a nook monkey...
similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"
shawns wife and kid are huge monkey blockers.
Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.
That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!