i love you more

when you simply love the person more than they love you.

sean love shannon more.

sean: i love you.
shannon: i love you too.
sean: i love you more.
shannon: i don't think so.
sean: umm...yep..lemme check urban dictionary...yeah, it says i do.

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nothing more nothing less

Not being more of or less of something.

Two {suburban mom}'s are arguing.
Helen- YOUR'E ARE A PIECE OF SHIT
Suzanne- Well, your'e a pouting crybaby that is a good for nothing little bitch who doesn't do anything except screaming 'youre a piece of shit' to people and fucking every boyfriend of mine! Thats what you are, {nothing more nothing less}. So shut the fuck up, Helen!

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More Issues Than Vogue

When you imply that your amount of issues (problems) are greater than the amount of issues (magazine articles) the famous magazine company, Vogue has.

Girl: "ugh there's so much homework and errands"
Boy: "wow, you must have more issues than vogue"
Girl: "I know right!"

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more-than-friends request

an attempt to rekindle an old relationship using a social networking site like Facebook.

"I heard from Jason the other day."
"Oh, did he send you a more-than-friends request?"

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more than friends but not dating

Sad, that's what it is. You'll feel miserable, so just get out there! Ask them out

You like eachother but you're not dating, so you're more than friends but not dating

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More than perfect

Kassadilla 🖤

The Oxford dictionary definition of “more than perfect” Is “Kassadilla 🖤”

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Christ-more-shit Shop

Otherwise known as the Christmastree Shop, where people go to buy a bunch of cheap, useless crap to fill their pack-ratty homes. "Don't you just love a bargain?" No, if fact, I do not.

Wow, Sam! What are all these plastic flower arrangements and off-season holiday decorations?

Well, the wife went to the Christ-more-shit Shop again.

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