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A person (obviously male or a lesbian female) who dives into alot of muff, diving into muff can include but not limited to:
Fingering
Fisting
Licking
Chewing
Smacking
Look at that guy over there, he/she is a true muff diver
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Dandruff i.e. white flakes of skin on your muff
Urr miss look at her she's got muff-druff
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a video you watch for it's showing of muff
I watched a film yesterday, fannytastic it was a muff movie.
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When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.
Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?
Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.
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a game participated by the lucky few, where two or more people stick their love rockets into one lucky lady at the same time so it takes up all the space available inside the carniverous cave that is, the vagina.
Man: Lets play stuff the muff!
Man 2: Yeah!
Woman: Ok, i suppose you did buy me them chewing gums.
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1. The definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a muffin.
2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.
3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.
Person 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?
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A female version of blueballs, When a female gets sexually excited without any sexual contact that night
"I was grinding at the club all night with this guy and he left me with blue muff"
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