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Someone who strongly bothers others. A rat muffin is usually very obese and is always in someone else's face.
Oh that rat muffin is so annoying!
The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.
zomg that hax! He UnleasHED a nasty ass muffin smell!
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a child that has surpassed the classification of brat and gone in to the realm of douche.
A smaller version of a douche bag
Johnny was being a little douche muffin on the playground today and wouldn't listen to his nanny.
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The hair growing down the inner thighs from a woman's pubic area, due to lack of grooming. A twist on a style of particularly bushy side burns called "mutton chops".
Before I wear my swimsuit, I need to shave off my Muffin chops.
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The female act of masturbation.
Laurel is always at home, buffin' the muffin after work.
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The fat bulge resulting from a person (usually women) who wears pants that are too tight along with a halter/tube top.
That fat bulge looks somewhat like the top of a muffin, hence the name.
"I guess that fat chick used the money on an extra Big Mac instead of bigger pants and a whole shirt."
Respectable woman: "What the hell is that fat bitch thinking going out in public like that?!"
I would use an example with "muffin-top" in it, but what the hell type of urban slang is muffin-top? Corporate America is not urban
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During anal sex, a piece of fecal deposit is pulled out.
I was doing her so hard, I pulled out an anal muffin.
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