crust muncher

someone who eats anal crust for a living

jesey is a crust muncher

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baby muncher

Refer to Yangmo or Azn

Rosie: "Do you come from an asian heritage?"
ChingChong: "Yes."
Rosie: "So I believe that makes you a baby muncher."
ChingChong: "Y'kno? I think I'm going to rip your head off and shove it right up into your fat butt so you can see just how big of an asshole you are."

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Minge Munchers

1.) Plural of Minge Muncher. A Minge Muncher is someone who munches minges.

2.) (and this IS true!) A game, much like "Duck, duck goose", that my weird friend plays. It is basially the same as Duck, Duck, Goose, but you say Minge, Minge, MINGE MUNCHER! instead.

1.) "Look at those lesbians! I bet they're minge munchers."

2.) "Who wants to play Minge Munchers?"

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Vag muncher

Someone stupid who munches vagina on a regular basis.

Fred is such a vag muncher.

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penny muncher

A man or woman who dates/married just for money. Basically a gold digger.

"Have you seen Jesse's new girlfriend?"
"Yeah, I think she's a total penny muncher ”

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Brother muncher

when your brother eats your ass on any day of the week

dude 1: hey dude, my brother came home high on fentenal and ate my asshole
dude 2; sounds like you got a brother muncher on your hands

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Junks Muncher

A person who is addicted to narcotics commonly referred to as a "Junkie"

"Did you see how many pills Sam had on the weekend!?"

"Yeah, he's a real Junks Muncher..."

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