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A man who works out, but appears as though he clearly does not. Often confused with a troll, this man aspires to become an alpha male in all aspects of his life, however never actually gets results.
Small guy: Can't wait to knock off work so I can hit the gym
Workmate: Do you even lift muscle farm?
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What you call someone when they are acting stupid or getting on your nerves....
Why don't you shut up you Unused cock muscle?
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Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential, the term used by Seamus Kennedy when describing the USMC.
"You wanna know what the word Marine stands for? Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential."
"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."
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When you have a woman's legs bent all the way back with her ankles behind her head and pounding her. You get her off so hard her ankles slip and kick you in the face one after the other.
Travis: Damn dude, TWO black eyes?
Mike: Yeah bitch gave me a Muscle Shoals Mule Kick last night.
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Basically, guys with muscles have a higher chance of getting cuddles from girls. Guys with a slimmer yet lean body type have a slimmer chance of getting cuddles
"You're hench😂."
"You know what they say, Big Muscles get Cuddles😊😂."
Fellatio. Oral sex on the male member
Rita lacked work place skills but wanted to keep her job so she regularly put a lip lock on the love muscle for various managements' members
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