A man on man gay relationship where one is required to have a mustache. During intercourse, the man with the mustache must tickle the other man's bussy to initiate playing mustache.
"hey babe you ready for intimate relations?"
"Yes! We can initiate playing mustache.
When you motorboat a mans balls
I love putting my lips under Dan's balls and giving him a good meatball mustache
When a guy gives another guy a cum mustache on his face.
Hey Ben, imma give you a San Francisco Mustache tonight.
Braiding your partner's pubic hair before giving them head.
Her pubic forest kept tickling my nose hairs because she didn't weedeat so I gave her a sex mustache.
A form of facial hair that establishes a man as the ultimate alpha.
That man's handlebar mustache makes me feel so inferior.
A lightly-cloured English mustache originally used to describe Nigel Mansell's huge mustache. The term became popular when Suzuka circuit was selling fake Mustaches.
That Englishman had a Lion-Heart Mustache.
Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North
I had a Minnesota Mustache last week, my girlfriend is still smelling that shit!