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When you eat a meat sandwich and your hand begin smelling like mustard and meat.
A small piece of hard (and sometimes crusty) shit that you push about before a big wave of diarrhoea.
That mustard plug was like a dam holding back a reservoir of shit, I just ruined my toilet.
Another word for semen
I drained myself of all my meat mustard last night
You won or “lived up to expectations” or basically, stuff like that.
“I cut the mustard in the game.”
“Oh I didn’t”
Becoming best friends with a hobo while intoxicated, only to later feel the stinging pangs of regret (and unexplained rashes).
Woah, I had a little horseradish mustard last night. I need a bath. In bleach.
A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.
"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
The name of a Tiddlytubby that is yellow and a superstar.
Custard Mustard is a superstar!!!!!!!!!!