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Becoming best friends with a hobo while intoxicated, only to later feel the stinging pangs of regret (and unexplained rashes).
Woah, I had a little horseradish mustard last night. I need a bath. In bleach.
Another word for semen
I drained myself of all my meat mustard last night
To be very keen on something; to be particularly interested in, or looking forward to something
I hear the meat pie eating competition is on this weekend, and Trac is going to take part. Mate I am keen as mustard to go watch!
A 5-15 year old car that isn't quite shitty enough to be called a shitbox, and isn't economical enough to be a ecobox.
"Greg bought himself a mustard box, he fell in love with that thing. It's a 2004 VW Passat"
When your fisting a male or female and the start to shit and you keep going
Yo me and jenny had some mustard sauce last night
A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.
"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
When you eat a meat sandwich and your hand begin smelling like mustard and meat.