The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing
Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.
Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.
Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.
When someone with very yellow semen ejaculates onto your face
Dude I got Mustard Flicked by Daniel the other day...
When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy
Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table
A white person with arthritis who chugs mustard in order to dull the pain.
“Oh Susan is such a mustard chugger”
ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*
A ignorant person that resembles a shrew who has an unhealthy obsession with Easy Mac. Furthermore, they stalk lonely accountants in their vast amount of spare time.
Geez that Julia Hume... her adorable nose reminds me of some slutty pimp mustard i saw on the weekend.
slut easy mac accountant ryan bruce