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Mustard Finger Surprise

The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing

Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.

by Poodery January 3, 2024


Monkey Mustard

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.

Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.

by slimelord August 24, 2018


Mustard Flick

When someone with very yellow semen ejaculates onto your face

Dude I got Mustard Flicked by Daniel the other day...

by DANK YAMS March 24, 2023


Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy

Can you “pass the mustard pleasehehehe
Pass the midget around the table

by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020


mustard chugger

A white person with arthritis who chugs mustard in order to dull the pain.

Oh Susan is such a mustard chugger”

by Nathaniel woolard April 5, 2021


happy mustard

sperm

ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*

by zakalwe the cunt July 25, 2008


Pimp Mustard

A ignorant person that resembles a shrew who has an unhealthy obsession with Easy Mac. Furthermore, they stalk lonely accountants in their vast amount of spare time.

Geez that Julia Hume... her adorable nose reminds me of some slutty pimp mustard i saw on the weekend.

slut easy mac accountant ryan bruce

by mavt10 May 15, 2011