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when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.
he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.
Like a wet Willy, but in the nose.
I gave Johnny a Wet Nelson earlier
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A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game
Person 1: omg dude i got chlamydia from my bf
Person 2: ugh it was probably a lucas nelson bruno
When you douse a bitches pussy in butter then fuck her in a half Nelson
Yo bro I totally put her in a buttercup nelson
A teacher who does nothing but judge you and will constantly pick on you. Sometimes she’ll even try to get you in trouble. She tends to pick favorites like the smart popular kids. She is mostly an ELA teacher and will give you a death stare. She’s very strict.
You with your friend walk into the class: oh no, Mrs. Nelson is here instead of a substitute
Your friend: dang it
a farmer who makes bank and gets big penis
caleb: hey dude have you seen nelson crow?
Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!
This N*gga sucks at smash bros. Fuck peach and fuck fox. Both get ran on the daily. Father God if you can hear me... fix that fucked up hairline! Just kidding but fr God please kill the barber that did that to him! He means too much to me. In all seriousness Vaughan is a great guy, has no car, but a big heart. Catch him on subway surfer ;) or in your mamma's friend's house!
Vaghuan Nelson: What up?
Friend: What's up mf, ready to get your shit run in smash?
Girl: hey boo what's your name?
Vaughan: It's Vaughan Nelson! Get it right! One!