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A beard that is grown just in the neck region. Clean shaven face, full neck beard.
With a gruff neck beard and eyes full of self confidence, a real man knows that the ladies will soon follow.
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A veritable mane of unruly pubic hair, often, nay, always accompanied by a massive overgrowth of ferocious facial hair. May be inhabited by various species of wildlife including: crabs, sabertooth crotch crickets, lice, fleas, small feral cats and the mythical crabacus. The downstairs beard, if left unchecked, will grow together with the upstairs beard creating one mammoth superbeard which will then slowly begin to digest it's host creature and become a sentient being.
Dude 1: "Dude! Why do you keep scratching your nuts? Knock it off!"
Dude 2: "Sorry, I've got something crawling around in my downstairs beard!"
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sacred bond between men with beards, braking one is unforgivable.
the act of a beard oath is done by men rubbing their beards and then proceeding to grasp each others hands.
Man 1: so you'll get her number by Friday right?
Man 2: i suppose.
Man 1: beard oath it!
*the men beard oath*
Man 2: okay, ill have it by Friday.
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Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.
Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!
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Bearded Dragon or ( "The Bearded Dragon") -n- Refers to a haircut, given to the hair surrounding the male genitalia. This cut removes all hair from the upper pelvic region above the penis, while at the same time leaving the testicles (nut sack) full of a lovely, bountiful main. This would leave your penis to be referred to as the Dragon and thus forth your extremely hairy balls being the only hair left in your junk area the beard thus giving you "The Bearded Dragon"
My girlfriend prefers "The Bearded Dragon" over the Brazilian.
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Usually found in adult arcades, due to lack of paper towel usage amongst patrons on the receiving end of a glory hole. Requires the skeetee to be unshaven (see bear or any bluegrass fiddle player). Also prevalent in many Craigslist casual encounters and racist cruising.
"Hey Carl, were about to go onstage, put on some deodorant and clean up your skeet beard".
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Used to describe general agitation or frustration withsomething; similar to "DOH!" used by Homer Simpson; See also: Bearded F'in Mannips - include F'in for extra emphasis
"I didn't get my pay check today? Bearded Mannips!"
"They gave Johnny the promotion to VP? BEARDED F'IN MANNIPS! ARGH!"
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