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my problems were myriad

She was having her period

Man who shall not be named: "My problems were myriad.."
Girl: (sarcastically) "i was having my period..."

by Gay_Closet_Demon July 25, 2024


Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart

Windows 10 error message.

Ahhh!! I got the Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart message!!!

by Your PC ran into a problem. April 7, 2024


Thinking problem

Being stupid, not thinking about stuff, or having difficulty understanding things.

I’m worried about Sofia meeting a stranger, cause she has a thinking problem.

by coolmarissa May 3, 2022


White man problems

When a guy has a less than average penis size.

Jimmy showed me his dick yesterday, he definitely has white man problems!

by The other cracker June 21, 2019


The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.

Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."

by Miss David January 28, 2022


you have problems

When someone is weird or indicted to something that can be real or fake.

You have problems with smoking you do it so much.

by SwagmastXD420 November 9, 2018


My problem with determinism

Is how it's supposed existence is demonstrated, right? They usually use this binary prompt-response scenario. Like "Think of a city. Now did you pick the the specific city or was it random?" And I think that's the wrong way to conceptualize it.

Hym "So, my problem with determinism (at least in this example of determinism) is that although I don't choose the specific city, I still activate the 'mode' that searches for city and I can choose not to do it and prevent a city from coming to mind OR I can misfire. It's like a hat with with slips of paper in it and, on the slips of paper, are the names of cities. Now, you can prompt me to think of 'city.' I can choose to reach into the hat. And only then do I get a random city. But what I DON'T get is 'Nissan' or 'helicopter' or 'banana' or 'dog.' I activate the mode that searches for city and I reach into the hat. See, as I have it conceptualized, thought exists in this nebulous, un-articulated format. So, to get language I need to activate some kind of process. And prompt response ISN'T THE SAME as what I'm doing when I'm monologing. I'm running that nebulous, un-articulated thought-matter through a lexicon that corresponds with my native language. But I am that which activates modes. I can can turn it on or off like a switch. It can also misfire while I'm not paying attention. So, yeah... I think it's a failure to properly conceptualize and a failure to compartmentalize."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2023