Boob Icons

Perfect breasts (o)(o)
Silicone breasts ( + )( + )
Perky breasts (*)(*)
Big nipple breasts (@)(@)
A cups o o
D cups { O }{ O }
Wonder bra breasts (oYo)
Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )
Lopsided breasts (o)(O)
Pierced Breasts (Q)(O)
Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)
Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o /
Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )
Android Breasts | o | | o |
Mamogram Breasts (_)(_)
Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)

And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her hand," What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man.

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Holocaust Boobs

Boobs that you feel ashamed to look at. Like in Schindler's list during the shower scene.

1:There's a lot of boobs in Schindlers list.
2:Ya but you can't look at them they're Holocaust Boobs

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boob assisted

To have unfairly achieved something purely through the possession of large breasts despite lack of relevant knowledge or skills.

Jenny got given the last bagel just by sticking her breasts out, stupid boob assisted hussy.

With her double D breasts, Clarissa was a shoe in for the job. Boob assistance does it again!

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boob fever

boob fever: noun: to go to a strip club and not want to leave

ive got boob fever.. lets go to zeldas

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boob terrorism

The act of harrassing a woman by starring at her boobs for at least 40 minutes

"Are you ok dude? you've been starring for like 20 minutes"
"It's ok, i'm boob terrorizing now"
"boob terrorism...all time low"

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boob drop

where a women, with exceptionally large tits, drops them out of her shirt, where they jiggle and bounce when released

Bro, Guess what happened

What?

This women just boob dropped me!!!

They'd better be jiggly!!!

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shoulder boob

The contact made between the shoulder of one person (usually male) and the boob of a female leaning over the shoulder of the other person.

Dude, I totally got some shoulder boob when that waitress delivered our food!

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