Something you put on bread with chili
I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off
Something you put on bread with jelly
I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off
When Justice opens Carole’s legs early in the morning.
Justice: “Aye Carole, you ready for the Morning Spread?”
Carole: *snores*
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your local department: yes i am aware this is stupid.
other guy: Bob invasion?
me: yes
your local department: spread bob
An uncommon term used to describe any sauce and or dressing that covers any dish that has been layered perfectly resulting in total satisfaction of said dish or meal.
Dude, I went to sheetz and ordered the french fry bowl with queso and got an even spread! Fuck yeah!
“Spreading my wings” is nyc bird slang and means that the person who is saying the term, going to have sex that same day.
Veronica: “Ma Im spreading my wings today”
Alice: “that means she’s gonna have sex with someone today”
To urinate on someone else's front lawn. Generaly done while standing on the front porch or steps.
Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.