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Nose Buster

Nose Buster: when someone tells such a bad joke/pickup line, that you just want to punch yourself in the face and break your own nose.

OPPOSITE: Gut Buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.

A Nose Buster situation:
"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose."
"What?"
*(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
"BEEP!" (chortle chortle)
"Your lame."

by goldpie December 29, 2010


a nose load

Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.

Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."

by pistolpete332 February 8, 2013


Nose Lifting

The verb form of "turning your nose up" at something.

Logan did some serious nose lifting when Connor suggested he go on a double date. No way he was going to deal with that again!

by DJWL29 February 2, 2020


Soggy Nose

When someone sucks your nose and leaves it wet with saliva.

"Errr.....Dad just gave me a soggy nose!"

by Ritchiehoops May 20, 2014


Soggy Nose

When someone sucks your nose and leaves it wet with saliva.

"Errr.....Dad just gave me a soggy nose!"

by Ritchiehoops May 20, 2014


dink nose

a person who you are unsatisfied with in there actions or a person whom has part of a mans genitalia as a nose.

"you have a dink nose"

"what a dink nose"

by will thomson January 19, 2009


Whore Nose

A whore nose is somebody who always sticks their nose into other peoples business.

That person is being a total whore nose!

by Kay Joy06 December 3, 2020