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Soggy Nose

When someone sucks your nose and leaves it wet with saliva.

"Errr.....Dad just gave me a soggy nose!"

by Ritchiehoops May 20, 2014


Shark-Nosing

The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.

Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.

"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."

by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013


nose mine

a silent and stationary fart that hangs in a particular area where some poor victim is likely to walk through it seconds or minutes later and receive its full effect

Man, Jose just laid a nose mine in the hall! Don't walk through there for another hour or so!

by Mad Coyote July 28, 2010


Toddler Nose

When someone's nose runs from both nostrils, directly into their mouth. Usually because they've done lots of cocaine, and they're too drunk to notice their nose is running real bad.

Andy was real messy at the bar last night.
I know, I saw him, he had bad toddler nose.

by Buttcrunch January 19, 2009


dink nose

a person who you are unsatisfied with in there actions or a person whom has part of a mans genitalia as a nose.

"you have a dink nose"

"what a dink nose"

by will thomson January 19, 2009


Whore Nose

A whore nose is somebody who always sticks their nose into other peoples business.

That person is being a total whore nose!

by Kay Joy06 December 3, 2020


nose dancer

when a girl is muff munching

is your sister a nose dancer? yes... oh she is kinda sexy!

by DARKBEAKER UK January 1, 2010