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Chuck Norris the reason there is a shadow behind you.
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Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.
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Literally the full name of this kid in our class. He claims that he's super hot; he's not wrong. And he says he doesn't have a crush. When I don't think he realizes EVERY SINGLE GIRL in the year likes him :{
Judge: Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani, how do you plead?'
Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani: Well, you nailed the name ;
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Chug Norris would be someone who finds courage and unmatched fighting skills after chugging alcohol.
After that fifth of whiskey, Jimmy went Chug Norris on anyone who talked to him.
Norrie is the biggest slacker known. He displays no sense of self-worth and takes pride in absolutely nothing. Tends to blame others for his short comings. Unable to sustain long term relationships secondary to wondering eye syndrome.
Norrie is a penny pincher.
Norrie Joe is a balding Rusty lover.
Noun: Fly Spray, pump action water pistol
Obsol. Cockney rhyming slang from Norris McWhirter (off of The Guinness Book of Records), to rhyme with 'squirter'
Where's the Norris? That steak's getting on my tits
Arrongant asshole, whom thinks the world revolves around him. Usually a cornball or dork that had a glow up but thinks he's the shit . Yea, a piece of shit that literally fell fresh from a stale butthole . He's a complete jerk . Notice many don't have the name . Stay away from the few!
Norris is such an arrogant ass wipe .