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I really cool youtuber that makes videos that are so ka-chow! He also makes other types of videos and films that are entertaining and he tries his best to create these videos for his fans to be entertained. His edits are cool and nobody can edit like him! ( I think him and Stormshock are soo good at editing, they both edit nice you see) Anyways, there’s so much I have to say and afterall that he’s my favorite youtuber and everyone’s favorite including Stormshock. They also make videos together which I admire and wish to do with my friends.
Gamer 1: Have you seen they new vid Gxd Speed uploaded?
Gamer 2: No, but did you see the new Stormshock video?
Gamer 1: No.
Gamer 2: Then lets both switch and watch their nice videos!
Gamer 1: BETTTTT
Gamer 2: LES GO!!!
To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.
Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
When a man is running and his ballsack hits up against the side of his leg
" Oh Shit, Honey I just speed bagged myself again." "I think they're turning black and blue again".
The act of letting multiple women quickly peg you in quick succession. A speed gang is often used as a cooldown period for someone who needs a break from molesting young teens.
I was hitting up this 13-year-old girl in the DMs but had to take a break and let my girl speed gang my asshole
(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.
e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.
When the VFD doesn’t run the motor fast enough for your liking so you crank that bitch up to 165 Hz.
Yo, this bottle rinser isn’t moving fast enough to keep up so I turned it to Gerry speed and it jammed so many bottles into that filler!
when a girl walks past you in bitch mode and makes a brief comment in attempt to demoralize you in front of your friends
"Your such an asshole, goodbye!"
"Ah, she's just speed hating."