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the chicken nugget

A sex move performed by allowing the index, middle, ring and pinky finger to touch side by side, thereby creating the appearance of the end of a chicken nugget, and inserting the hand in this position into a vagina. This may or may not be performed while involved in anal sex.

Jay: So I was fucking my old lady in the ass last night and I didn't know what to do with my hands.

Conan: Dude you should have given her the chicken nugget.

by arkofthedark1 January 25, 2010

34๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop nuggets

A general, mild curse, like darn, for when the user wants to be slightly original, but something FUCK MY ASSHOLE isn't appropriate.

Mom: Take the trash out.
Kid: Poop nuggets.

by Notorious R.E.D. February 5, 2007

62๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nugget Porn

Putting an armless legless woman in a wool potato sack with a hole cut in the bottom of it as to resemble fucking a chicken nugget.

"man did you see that new nugget porn that came out? Dude got done with the girl and tossed her and the bag over his shoulder and walked away"

by DevilDog3235 September 8, 2009

793๐Ÿ‘ 440๐Ÿ‘Ž


Duck Nuggets

When you get up to use the restroom and leave your girl lying in bed. As you enter back into the room....you turn your back to her, squeeze your legs together with your cods bulging out of the back, and woddle like a duck toward her. Normally, you whisper "nuuuggets" as you do this.

I went home with that guy from the bar, Daryll, last night. I was asleep and heard the toilet flush. I barely opened my eyes to see.....and saw him backing up towards the bed with his testicles about to burst out of between the back of his legs.....he was whispering "nuggles or nuggets" or something. I dont even think he knew I was awake. I am terrified and hope I never run into him again. Duck Nuggets.

by Rolly Fingers March 8, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Dirty Nugget

The sexual act of using ones erect boner as a baseball bat to hit McDonalds Chicken McNuggets (this is very important that they be McDonalds Chicken McNuggets!) into a woman's open mouth. For every one missed she must shove the missed nugget up the ass and shit it out and then make another attempt until success. Repeat until the six piece is gone.

Yo, Nate, I took that bitch a six piece happy meal and gave that hoe The Dirty Nugget!

by DankyJoker June 12, 2013

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


mud nugget

Noun. Usually the final bit of shit that your strain to get out, splashing into the water with a satisfying plop

You gonna be long in the toilet man? Nah, just squeezing out a couple of mud nuggets

by Stevo24 April 8, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Denver Nuggets

A professional basketball team in the NBA. Known as probably the most stereotypical black team with "thugs" such as Carmelo and K-Mart. Renaldo Balkman is by far the most laid back, chill player on the team, and may sell weed, along with other drugs to various members of the team.

The Nuggets are also known for their array and collection of colorful tattoos. Majority of the team is covered with tats, and those who aren't are generally looked down upon and forced to be various team member's bitches.

Head coach George Karl has one of the most unique and mystifying modern-day slave-driving relationships with the team, somehow relating to black, thug, 20-something year olds, while he himself is an almost-60 year old white male. Behind doors he cracks his whip on players like Chris "Birdman" Andersen, and hates him for disrespecting what the white man gave him by covering himself in ink and trying to hang out with the thugs of the team. Much like battered wife syndrome though, the players have come to love Karl, and Karl loves the money they make him.

The Denver Nuggets are in playoff contention every year, and they are consistently the only challenge to the Los Angeles Lakers in the Western Conference.

George Karl: "Come on now boys, make me that money!"

by Woobers April 13, 2010

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