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Eva Bless

A Girl's Pum/Pussy

Daddy I want to bless you with this Eva bless.
You have the eva bless pum pum.

by D.J December 26, 2016


bless fight

A bless fight is where a 2 or more people fight however not in an aggressive way but more a test of strength

Come den blud lets have bless fight fam

by Aka Big Penis September 25, 2017


bless your heart

the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.

daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.

jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.

daniella: oops, silly me!

by zippy nips December 31, 2022


Bless Your Heart

As a Southern lady, I can tell you there are several meanings to this Southern phrase.

1. If something terrible happens to you, I say it as a way to say "That really sucks! I feel sorry for you." I'll look at you with genuine sympathy.

2. If I look at you with a sardonic smile, I'm trying to call you an idiot without sounding rude.

3. If I look annoyed or mad, that means you've really crossed the line and you're not in good stead with me. It's my way of saying "Go fuck yourself!!!" when I'm in a situation where I can't just say that.

1. "Your mama has cancer? Oh, bless your heart. I'll be praying for you."

2. "I don't know what that guy was thinking when he said that was a good idea, bless his heart."

3. This man was rude and he needed to be put in his place, so I looked him in the eyes and said "Well, bless your heart!".

by SouthernLady2401 September 3, 2023


selective bless-you

When someone dislikes another individual in the workplace or elsewhere and decides to issue a "bless you" to everyone but that person when he or she sneezes, indicating a lack of worthiness and respectability.

"I don't think Jenna likes me anymore."
"Why not?"
"She gave the selective bless-you to everyone who sneezed in the office today but me, even though I sneezed three different times."
"Oh, that sucks."

by Sir Jobeykobra March 26, 2014


bless g

a way of saying thankyou to your homies

"you're really good at guitar omg"
"bless g"

by pluto0o February 27, 2021


its bless

used by raz yahoo boys who have no direction

Person 1: This abokuta sun is hot o
Person 2: Its bless

by yjdyz75xdg October 18, 2022