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Uglier than the ugliest cute thing, therefore, not cute at all.
(Derived from the famous Pug "Oscar" who, despite being ugly, manages to be cute. He is therefore the ugliest something can be while still being cute.)
"That girl isn't hot, but she's not uglier than Oscar."
"That guy is extremely rich, but he's uglier than Oscar."
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Awesome pun name that sounds like colonoscopy.
Doctor: It's time for your colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: *Hearing "its time for your, Colin Oscar P"* It's time for my what?
Doctor: It's time for your colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: Oh, you mean "its time for your colonoscopy, Colin Oscar P".
Doctor: There's no such thing as a colonoscopy colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: *facepalm*
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The NATO Phonetic Alphabet way to say Cock
"I heard you love the Charlie Oscar Kilo!"
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A phonetics version of OMG, or oh my god.
"Hey Tom, I just bought a double headed purple dildo from eBay."
"Oscar Mike Golf ... you are such a faggot."
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When a female/male use a hotdog to pleasure their needs and it breaks off in them.
Due to David's ED, he uses a hotdog to spreate his sphincter for his pleasure. He gets caught up in the moment and sometimes has a oscar meyer recall.
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NATO phonetic alphabet-code for "I love you."
Used when two lovers in a military service are in love.
Guy: Honey, India Lima Oscar Victor Echo Yankee Oscar Uniform.
Girl: India Lima Oscar Victor Echo Yankee Oscar Uniform too.
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This is for the chick that's willing to suck you off but lacks the skill and/or confidence to do so without making a mess. She sits down with a small trash can between her feet as you stand across from her so that said trash can will catch any spillage or the whole load, whichever she feels comfortable with. Its basically a training excercise for the future swallowers of the world. ^_^
o'girl really wanted a protien shake but did NOT want any jizz to wind up on her dad's new carpet so I recommended the no worries 'oscar the grouch' method.
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