Grover Beach, named for Grover the dirty muppet who lived in a trash can and ate his own feces, was founded in 1863 by a large colony of assholes.
It is the twin city of nearby Pismo Beach in the same sense that Danny Devito was Arnold Schwarzenegger's twin, small, ugly, and full of crap.
First Person: Hey let's go poop in the ocean!
Second person: Where do you think you are, Grover Beach?!
First Person: Hey let's go poop in the ocean!
Second person: Where do you think you are, Grover Beach?!?
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the act of removing one's shirt during a workout, and proceeding to run stretch or lift shirtless
"what do you think this is, miami beach?"-Julie Bailey
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A place that may as well be heaven in disguise. Warning: Beaches may lead to gorgeous tans, adventures, and fun times.
Lol, all my friends are going skiing this winter, but I'm going to the beach! Jealous yet?
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Myrtle Beach is a city on the coast of South Carolina. Yes it is redneck, yes tourists are the most annoying accessories here, and yes the only other thing to do besides spend your money on a hotel is too drink. a lot. Regardless, I have lived here for 5 years and the locals here are pretty cool. It doesnt live up to the ultimate stereotype.
mike: hey what do you want to do in Myrtle Beach today?
chonga: ummm drinks of course!
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a sexy guy you see on the beach, or has a beach body. If it's a female you can make it "beach goddess".
(hot guy walks past)
"oh god, look at that beach god!"
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a little town on the coast of southern oregon.
Famous for its fishing and high school football.
Go Panthers!
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city in southern california.
some areas are wealthy, but most are middle-class
we aren't the typical "surfer" stereotypes. that's demeaning and insulting.
not everyone surfs.
I didn't realize this until I met someone who was from a ghetto neighborhood in texas: we're used to nice clothes.
and the schools aren't as clique-y as one might think
huntington beach.
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