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Tuna Is The Son Of The Muffin Man... Whilst Tim Is The Son Of Tuna. When tuna was six years old he was adopted by the muffin man. When tuna was twenty one he meet his wife, Salmonella. On their third day of marriage they went to the ocean to claim their son, Tim. And their is a TRUE story of Tuna and Tim
Tuna and Tim are real
To make a poorly written work schedule.
Jimmy: Who made this shift schedule? Billy: Hot damn it the schedule is timmed up again.
The opposite of a peeping Tom. A peeping Tom is outside looking in but a peeping Tim is inside looking out
Look that guy is totally being a peeping Tim
The alleged twin brother of the Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. He is kept in the basement of the Patriots Coach/GM Bill Belichick and only let out to play football. Deterrents such as a tracker surgically implanted in his head and ninjas prevent him from revealing his true identity while on the field. The real Tom Brady is kept in a discrete location in the meantime. He makes attempts to get himself fired such as when he deflated his team's footballs in the 2015 AFC championship but no one seems to pick up on it.
Dilbert: Hey you know about Tim Brody?
Chuck: Never heard of him
He's a guy that spends 30 hours a day on games with the word "league" in it. Specifically Rocket League and League of Legends. The last time he touched grass was in 800 BC. The touching of grass ended the dark ages of Greece. Ever since he stopped to play games with "league" in it, everything began to crumble. WWI and WWII happens became he doesn't shower either. Soon WWIII will arrive because he won't go outside. all because of his UNHEALTHY addiction to Rocket League and League of Legends.
"Have you heard of Tim Tsang?"
"Yea, don't wanna end up like him!"
just another name for the legendary pop singer Justin Timberlake.
girl 1- "Hey, you heard that song by Justin Timberlake?"
girl 2- "You mean j tims?"
girl 1- "Yea. Same thing."
No matter how intelligent you are, and no matter How stupid, sophmoric, Or inane something is, it WILL Be humorous.
Created to explain the paradox Of why the internet is So funny, when, considering all the stupid its filled with, ought not to be the case. However, in the light of Tim's Law, this paradox ceases to exist.
The law was presumably named after a man by the name of Tim.
Can be expressed in this simple Formula: X = Funny. Where X is something stupid.
"Tim's Law states that you cannot say Poo Nuggets without cracking a grin"
"I say my good man, that is the most daft thing I've ever heard. Observe, sir: Poo Nugget--Blast you!"