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🎶Make them pay or I'll murder your kids🎶
🎶Fuck your kids. They fucking suck!🎶
🎶Fuck you and your retarded kids🎶
🎶You stupid fucking useless bitch🎶
🎶Your daughter's a slut🎶
🎶Your son's a re-tard🎶
🎶Pedophiles are God's justice🎶
🎶Fuck the Jews🎶
🎶And fuck Youtuuuuuuuuuuuuuube🎶
🎶Retards are not peeooeeple🎶
Paying for the dinner so you can get the ass
I’m paying for it tonight *winks*
A phrase used as an inquiry for a server after finishing a drink or a meal, usually by dads with English as an L2 or L3.
We're off to go. We pay, yeah?
"Excuse me, we pay, yeah?" "Cash or card?" "Card, yeah."
For this month you have to let your girlfriend pay for any dates, food, etc. You deserve prince treatment <3
Omg it’s National let your gf pay month, let your girlfriend treat you to a meal you deserve it ;)
-Section 1. All employers are hereby required to pay all their employees receiving a basic salary of not more than P1,000 a month, regardless of the nature of their employment, a 13th-month pay not later than December 24 of every year.
-Sec. 2. Employers already paying their employees a 13th-month pay or its equivalent are not covered by this Decree.
-Sec. 3. This Decree shall take effect immediately.
Done in the City of Manila, this 16th day of December 1975.
agent: Hey! did you already get youre 13th month pay??
agent2: hell fucking i didn't! im broke as hell this coming holiday... damn those fucking asshole Boss! screw them!
crime doesn't pay. Batman's signature line in Pidgin English.
If Batman were one Kanaka dude, he'd say "crime no can pay, so no ack' Joker!". Joker would say "I wen get yo' ass next time, Batman, bumbai!"
When you get paid on the Friday and making it rain left right and centre like a baller then wake up Saturday morning and check your bank account and realise you have rinsed EVERYTHING!!!
ahh man I over spent hard last night why on earth did we hire those Bitches... and buy all that coke... and... and... I don't know remember anything else... how the hell am I going to pay my rent... fill my car up... oh fuck this pay day hang over is killing me... im FUCKING RUINED!