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Panic Faggot Mode

When a virus starts to spread and people turn into whiny little faggots.

Oh no! Costco got cleared out because half the city went Panic Faggot Mode!

by EpicGamerMoment420 March 16, 2020


hairy panic

The feeling you get when you see your unkempt pubes the night before a big date.

I had a proper hairy panic after I got out of the shower last night.

by Swissola February 18, 2016


Hairy Panic

The feeling One gets when removing a new sexual partner's under garments for the first time to reveal an usually large amount of pubic hair.

I removed her knickers and a hairy panic immediately overwhelmed me!

by AJ Bucko February 18, 2016


ship panic

it's when you freak out over a ship that is sailed. it's a word I made up and I don't know what else to say

person 1: omg! Carly just kiss Freddie!

person 2: my ship sailed! *freaks out*
person 1: stop having a ship panic dude!

by NIGHT_BR3AKS June 29, 2022


Panic Parlay

When your parlay gets absolutely destroyed off rip, so you fire up a second parlay, daring to bet on teams you didn't even know existed.

Bro, Cavs +3 first quarter fucked my parlay already, had to fire up a panic parlay of Kansas -7.5, Kansas K-State Over135, and Montana -2.5. I swear if the Grizzlies fuck me.

by okcbudlight February 26, 2019


dookie dookie panic

When you have a turtlehead poking out and can't find a bathroom.

I was stuck in traffic when the dookie dookie panic set in.

by loveoflanguage October 13, 2023


Panic lurk

This is when you’re in a ZOOM/video meeting with people you don’t know well (usually during a pandemic) and you’re bored so you want to leave. You don’t really know how to exit gracefully, so you get all anxious and continue to hang out: the “panic lurk”.

My friend just had a Zoom Bday party and I didn’t know anyone.

I was bored and wanted to go, but didn’t want to offend her so I just panic lurked.

by SFDanae April 15, 2020