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Pants Bear

A large bulge in a man's pants. The larger version of a pants cub.

Josh "Moco" Foreman has a very large pants bear.

by dykemaj March 12, 2009


Piss Pants

Pants that, while not necessarily by design, are worn with the intention of pissing in.

Mom threw my piss pants in the warsh. I'm pissed.

Please take off your piss pants before getting in my car.

by Shit heart May 5, 2021


Percolator Pants

When you have the shits...and your intestines actually sound like a percolator.

That Taco Bell gave me percolator pants.

by Anonymousara March 6, 2011


furtility pants

Animal print active wear, often with pockets, normally worn by cougars that signify one who is up for it.

Bec wore her furtility pants to yoga on Friday then went straight to the singles bar.

by halfmoonbrighton January 11, 2020


Pants Pylon

An unwanted erection, usually manifesting itself while in school or at church.

Every day during studyhall, whenever Melissa was nearby I suffered the worst Pants Pylon.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 18, 2013


shroom pants

A future fashion style in which baggy pants are tucked into knee high boots causing ones pants to look like mushrooms.

"Dude check out the size of that guys shroom pants!"
"I wish i could afford a good pair of shroom pants!"

by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009


briefcase pants

Briefcase pants can be compared to what we commonly refer to as traditional 'cargo' pants, yet generally they may have a few additional pockets or features. They offer additional spaces to hold things, much like that of cargo pants.

Did you see the briefcase pants a julie was wearing yesterday?!? They were so next level she even had 3 extra crystals, a deck of tarot cards and a stuffed dragon in the pockets! So many pockets!

by DarleneOliviaPope June 11, 2017